UPDATE: WE HAVE FILLED THIS POSITION!

Hi there! I'm trying some "friend" routes before I have to start talking to strangers - something my mother taught me not to do.

So, the infamous, amazing, spectacular, and sometimes really offensive skinnyCorp (the umbrella to the best community-centric companies on the planet) is hiring a "master of organization". What does this mean? A job that would include too many roles to fit on a business card. Were looking for someone with plenty (this means years, people) of experience in many areas including: scheduling, tracking, traffic, and project management. Were looking for a Guinness Book record holder for multi-tasking. It doesnt matter if youre fluent on Mac or PC, as long as youre fluent. Points given for novice HTML skills. Extra points for appreciating fart jokes.

I must stress... this is not a design job, and this is not a programming job. If you're a designer or a programmer looking to get your foot in the door here with the expectation of being moved into one of those positions, please don't apply. If you happen to possess design or programming skills, they may come in handy - but not as a means for advancement. We're lookin' for a hardcore management mother-trucker who's in it for the long haul.

Think you've got what it takes? Shoot us an email with your resume and a few sentences on why you're the baddest-assed-most-balls-to-the-wall person for the job. Yeah, I just used ass and and balls in the same sentence. That's how I roll, broseph. Think you know someone who has what it takes? Please pass this on.

Thanks!

Fine, I will do it...

If only I was 10 years older and experienced!!1
Drats..

Awww! I just got all excited because I thought maybe just maybe skinnyCorp was lookin' for designers but then my heart was heavy with sadness only to find out that it's indeed not for that job. But then I was filled with glee when I read

"..baddest-assed-most-balls-to-the-wall person..."

because that made me laugh.

OK I think you guys are great. I am a designer and maybe soon you will be lookin' for the above sentence BUT for a design job.

Hope you find someone great for this job though! :)

Good Luck.

Yeah hey umm i really do consider myself the most baddest ass ball to the wall person but I live in Baltimore. You guys should move here so I can work for you.

I was tempted to read that whole article, then I realized it was on my computer! So i stopped as I instantly regarded it with the distrust necessary since the advent of TV and Fast Food.

whew! what a doozy that one.

i'm just here 'cuz YH is down.

i have some things to say about that article and whoever wrote it:

--you sound like Ron L Hubbard. ripping off the Bible when you haven't read it.

--money is NOT the root of all evil. "LOVE of money is the root of all evil." whether you bash or thump the Bible, please read it first...

--by your own definition, you are evil. you take to much time to pass knowledge and thereby pacify the "disfavored" with your time consuming online article.

--you must be satan. the father of lies. the architect of the matrix. one of "the gods" specifically referred to in the Bible. "...and the sons of god went into the daughters of men...and made great and mighty men of reknown..." and "Thou shalt not worship any other gods before me, for I am a jealous God." the ten commandments, folks. what are you trying to do? raise your own personal army of clones?

--i think if people try to use the Word, they should know it first. false profits and anti-christs abound. Word to your mother that she may not beget the iniquity of the Father.

--and finally. jesus said church should be a place of brethren, exchanging knowledge about their personal views of the Bible. NOT a place where one person claims to know more than the Bible and starts to corrupt the minds of many.....

there's more. but i won't take anymore time unless requested.

thesmokingagent over and out.

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Did you forget to mention that the candidate must have the legal right to work in the USA? Man, you're a "Born Global Corp", as they say in Harvard Business School... so it's not so obvious. Anyway, not a job for me, unfortunately... good luck, just loved the whole concept. Greetings from Brazil.

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