Have you heard the latest breaking news? “Zombie Nutritionist Recommends ‘All-Brain Diet!’” “Area Grandmother Comes Forward As 'Banksy.’” And in sports, “'04-'05 NHL Lockout Enters Ninth Year.”

Since 1988, The Onion has made it their mission to be the first to break these compelling news stories. Their high-quality headlines give readers deep, meaningful insight into the state of our world.

Few can match the cutthroatness of The Onion reporters, who have a penchant for squeezing sources for insider information no one else can get. No matter how chaotic the newsroom gets, this publication can always be trusted to deliver up-to-date news about what the area man is up to these days. For their cutting edge work, they’ve won many prestigious awards you’ve probably never heard of.

And now’s your chance to win a major award in the form of cash and other swag by designing a t-shirt inspired by any headline on theonion.com. Your design can be word-free, as long as it’s an interpretation of one of The Onion's headlines. Be sure to mention which headline inspired you in the “about your design” section of your submission.

Visit the challenge page to review the prizing and submit your design.

If you think you've found a headline on The Onion and want to share it with an artist, post it below!

After 37,816 votes on 147 designs, Animal Yogis by Kelly Larson was chosen as the winner of the Power Tank Challenge.

As promised for prizing, here's a video of the Threadstaff doing a workout created by her. As it turns out, the workout was already created on her design!



Go pick up her design on a tank or a tee and start your workout.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants! Who’s starring in the design on your next tee? SpongeBob SquarePants!

Dive into the world of Bikini Bottom to create a t-shirt design that celebrates SpongeBob and the colorful crustaceans and other sea creatures that frequent the Krusty Krab. Whether he’s cleaning up the slime trail left by his pet snail Gary, seeking adventure with his best bud Patrick, or trying to get his grumpy coworker Squidward to have a little fun, SpongeBob is always filled with optimism and enthusiasm.

Bring that sunny outlook to a design that will make waves. Are you ready, artists? “Aye aye, captain!”

Share this challenge with the world!

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The Internet has changed more than how we work, shop, and socialize. It has also disrupted the promise of a safe childhood for victims of child trafficking. Technology has made it easier for child predators to create and share exploitative content and connect with like-minded individuals. More can be done to stop them.

It's the mission of Thorn, an organization continuing the work started by the Demi and Ashton (DNA) Foundation in 2009, to be the digital defenders of children. Thorn aims to use technology to combat the behavior of online predators and sex traffickers. By creating a design for this challenge, you can help raise awareness for the organization’s mission to make the web safer place for kids. 25% of net sales from the winning tee will benefit the organization.

Take inspiration from how we can be better digital defenders for children who can’t defend themselves. Create a hopeful design about a predator-free future where kids can just be kids, both online and offline.

Check out the prizing and submit your design

We surprised You Are Beautiful design challenge winner Jeremy Pettis at his job with his prize winnings!



Pick up the winning design, YOU.